marriage
Oh yes, I need to show you my marriage license. I just got a new copy of it and decided before I put it into a 8x10 frame I should show it to you....
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My unrealistic Life
2005/3/16
2005/3/14
Till Death Do us Part!
My husband killed today. It was my brother-in-law. I should shed a tear, but the man was trying so hard to prevent my husband and Burt Reynolds smuggle alcohol across state lines. He got shot right outside his new yellow hummer. Needless to say I now owe a yellow 2005 Hummer 2. SWEET!!
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2005/3/9
Dear God
Dear God:
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made
on Tuesday. That was cool.
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Dear God: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
why don't You keep the ones You already have?
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Dear God: Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they
had their own rooms. That's what my Mom did for me and my brother.
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Dear God: If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
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Dear God:
I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I'm having a hard time loving all of them.
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Dear God: In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?
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Dear God: Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
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Dear God:
Is it true my father won't get into heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
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Dear God:
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
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Dear God: Who draws the lines around the countries?
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Dear God: I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church.
Is that OK?
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Dear God: Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if You did, then I'm going to get my brother good.
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Dear God: Thank You for the baby brother, but I think you got confused because what I prayed for was a puppy.
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Dear God: Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
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Dear God: I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
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Dear God: You don't have to worry about me; I always look both ways.
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Dear God: I think about You sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
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Dear God: Of all the people who worked for You, I like Noah and David
the best.
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Dear God: My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound
right. He is just kidding, isn't he?
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Dear God: I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.
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Dear God: We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So, I bet he stole Your idea.
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made
on Tuesday. That was cool.
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Dear God: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
why don't You keep the ones You already have?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear God: Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they
had their own rooms. That's what my Mom did for me and my brother.
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Dear God: If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
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Dear God:
I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I'm having a hard time loving all of them.
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Dear God: In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?
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Dear God: Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
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Dear God:
Is it true my father won't get into heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
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Dear God:
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear God: Who draws the lines around the countries?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear God: I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church.
Is that OK?
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Dear God: Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if You did, then I'm going to get my brother good.
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Dear God: Thank You for the baby brother, but I think you got confused because what I prayed for was a puppy.
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Dear God: Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
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Dear God: I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
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Dear God: You don't have to worry about me; I always look both ways.
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Dear God: I think about You sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
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Dear God: Of all the people who worked for You, I like Noah and David
the best.
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Dear God: My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound
right. He is just kidding, isn't he?
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Dear God: I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.
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Dear God: We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So, I bet he stole Your idea.
2005/3/4
Times are tough!!!
I won the gold medal in the Olympics today doing the high jump. It was a job well done but hey how many of those medals do I have to win to get my hubbys attention. All he does all day is go to the studio. You know I told him I am ok with him working 18 hour days, after all porn is a bustling industry. But I don't think we have made love in weeks. Am I too fat, am I too ugly, or is it he has fallen out of love with me? What can I do. I am at my wits end. I just want him to love me and hold me like he used to before the whole demanding job. I am beginning to think sex is just boring for him and I don't know why. I need some opinions!!!
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2005/2/26
grandma
On to a serious post and a true most dear one to me. Grandma died today...What can I say. She was like a mother to me after I turned 18. About a year ago she stopped talking to me and wrote me a "nasty" letter. What can I say, I think it was her way of not letting me hurt when she new she was going to die.... I don't know What more can I say...Goodbye grandma, will always love you
2005/2/24
Time for work, Not SLEEP!!!!!!
I went to work today, what a day, what a day. I was taking care of Cathy today, doing my usuall job like helping her into bed, clean her up and so on. I don't know what happened I thought I got enough sleep. Apparently not. I fell asleep and was awoken by my boss shaking me. I thought I was dead meat until she said she understands cause she has done it a few times as well. Needless to say I was still embarressed. But I went on with my usual day.
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2005/2/23
The Elevator
I was having a good day this morning untill I got to work, went into the elevator with a couple of people and got stuck. We were there almost all day. We tried to use the little phone to call for help but for some reason this phone is only connected to my moms house. Of course mom answered the phone but instead of calling for help she kept yelling and screaming at me about how I was such a screw up and should not have gotten myself into that mess anyways. Just as I was about to tell her off the elevator started falling and I lost my balance and the phone disconnected. Needless to say when we finally stopped we stopped on a floor and we all got off. Phew!! I am sure glad it is night time again and this day is over. I can't wait to see what tommorrow has in store for me!!!
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2005/2/22
The Labyrinth
I went and visited the Labyrinth today. Luckily David Bowie was there to help me out. What a man, I might have to consider leaving my hubby for him. But then again love him too much.
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2005/2/21
Jimmy
It was a long peaceful day today. I went flying to the moon this morning with Jimmy Neutron and 2 of his friends. We had a lot of fun. I never relized that the moon was such a short distance. It was fun because Jimmy let me drive his space shuttle. We went to the moon to prove to one of his friends that it was not made out of cheese...Silly boy! Everyone knows that theres no cheese.
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Granny's in trouble
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Something has happened today. After finding out that grandma has been admitted to the nursing home that I work at I am mad. More mad than I think anyone could be considering the fact that she is well enough to live on her own and doesn't need to live in a facility with dying old people. As you can see with this pic, she's fine. She has her man to keep her happy.
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